Hello you mighty blog-reading folksters!

It’s been a while since my last blog-session but five hail mary’s and a ‘hell yeah’ and I’m back and mean business.

Everyone seems so down in the dumps at the moment and I for one want to put an end to it. Yes – pasta is more expensive and my collectible Buffy dolls are now worth more than my house is – but you know what? Life is still pretty darn amazing for the majority of us Brits and let’s not make bones about it.

We have food, we have shelter and the most any of us have to worry about is a few months in the dole line. There are plenty of people who are suffering far worse from the current situation and charitable donations from people like us are at an all time low. That’s why I wanted to highlight the upcoming Comic Relief and talk about what I am going to be doing to raise some mullah!

First and foremost, I am rallying the Magnitude team to take part in some simple money raising. I have also threatened to turn up to work in a cow costume and demanding people pay for the pleasure of seeing me in it (well wouldn’t you?!).

However most importantly, I am throwing a party in the evening, fancy dress of course, where people have to come as their self-invented superhero (e.g. make your own costume, choose your own power and weakness!) Guests will pay £5 to enter. At the end of the night a hero will emerge as ‘Most Original Superhero!’ and be the lucky recipient of half the door takings. The rest will go to the Red Nose Crew!

However, if I win I will give all the money to charity – so in a bid to get more cash over to those really suffering at the hands of ‘The Crunch’ (my evil nemesis) – can anyone think of a winning costume for me?!